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Floarea soarelui - Foto:Michael Schwartz
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No. 3 - vineri 26 martie 2021
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Archives Arhiva
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Articol nou:
Fränkel David
Redactor:
Getta Neumann
Natatie si polo - Noutati pe pag. 32-34
de la Ervin Weinberger
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Picture of the week Hag Pesach Sameach! Poza saptamanii
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am citit, am vazut, am auzit... am citit, am vazut, am auzit... am citit, am vazut, am auzit...
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Timisoara and World News Stiri din Timisoara si lumea larga
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NOTICES Press Reviews Revista Presei ANUNTURI
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By Robi Auscher
Difficult, but wonderful times...
Serving in the military in 1961 at the same time
with Yudit Almoslino, Yudit Auscher as of 1963.
Biographical Memoir (Excerpts)
By Anthony Klein
On the way to Australia, a stop-over of almost a
year in Israel...
Aneta si Victor Galambos
Israel
January 2021
Alon & Aviva Gal
Ein Tzur Trail
on Ramat Hanadiv
Alon & Aviva Gal
Haifa Shore
December 2020
Alon & Aviva Gal
Carmel Coast
February 2021
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Bancul Saptamanii Joke of the Week
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My Life
A Personal History in Eventful Times
By Henry Tausk
The stories of the Hirschl's, the Jellinek's, the
Herzog's, the Neumann's, and many more...
By Michael Schwartz
Israelit din Timisoara - Seria 1936-1944 - Partea I
Redactor: Toma Laszlo
Biografii si autobiografii ale fostilor elevi. Au cunoscut
adesea antisemitismul, mizeria, razboiul, dificultatile
emigrarii, lupte si pierderi. Multi au razbit si invins.
Completati cu informatii despre descendentii lor!
Kadima - O suta de ani de la infiintarea
De Yakov Sobovich
De Adriana Cârcu
Despre "jururi" cu sandviciuri si panglici, scurte de
"fâs-fâs", caldura si bunatate
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MEMORABILIA - Fotografii de la Lucian Muntean
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Clubul Kadima Timisoara, înfiintat in anul 1921. Oare care e numele fotbalistului din fotografii?
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Anath Hanit
Tel Aviv Architecture
Könyvhöz, Adrienne Darvay Nagy
Articole pe tema Holocaust in Romania de Petru Clej
sing Pessach songs
prof.univ. dr. Ivan Bogdanov la TVR
Timisoara. La minutul 28 recomanda
ghidul Pe urmele Timisoarei evreiesti
Bancuri de Pesah, vechi, dar bune
-Cum se numeste cineva care are placere sa consume "pâinea
întristarii" (matza)?
-Un matzochist.
-Care e diferen?a între o felie de matza si un carton? Cartonul nu face
farâmituri pe covor.
Care este explicatia cea mai verosimila pentru faptul ca Moise a condus
pe israeliti prin desert timp de 40 de ani inainte de a ajunge in Tara
Promisa?
a.A fost pus la incercare.
b.El a vrut ca israelitii sa aprecieze cu adevarat Tara Promisa cand
ajung acolo.
c.A refuzat sa intrebe cum se ajunge acolo.
On Passover we
Opened the door for Elijah
Now our cat is gone. (Haiku de Pesah)
Un baietel s-a intors acasa dupa cursul de religie. Tatal lui l-a intrebat:
Ce ai invatat astazi?
-Rabinul ne-a spus ca Moise a condus pe fiii lui Israel din Egipt.
-Si cum a facut el asta?
-Moise era un tip foarte puternic si i-a tras o bataie Faraonului. Apoi a
strans pe toti si a fugit spre mare. Acolo a comandat unor ingineri sa
construiasca un pod urias. Cand au ajuns cu totii pe partea cealalta, au
aruncat in aer podul cu tot cu egiptenii care ii urmareau.
Tatal, profund socat:
-Asta te-a invatat Rabinul?
-Nu. Dar nu ai crede niciodata povestea pe care El ne-a povestit-o!
-Prin ce se aseamana un discurs bun cu o felie de matza?
-Nu trebuie sa dureze mai mult de 18 minute. (Timpul cat se coace matza)
In 1936 Morris Rabinowitz, a dentist, fled his native Germany. He sold his
assets and made five sets of solid gold teeth with his cash, well above the
limit he could bring into the U.S.
When he arrived in New York, the customs official was perplexed as to why
anybody would have five sets of gold teeth. So Morris explained, "Jews who
keep kosher have two separate sets of dishes for meat products and dairy
products, but I am so religious I also have separate sets of teeth."
The customs official shook his head and, said "Well, that accounts for two
sets of teeth. What about the other three?"
Morris replied, "Very religious Jews use separate dishes for Passover, but I
am so Orthodox that I have separate teeth for Passover meat and Passover
dairy food."
The customs official shook his head and said, "You must be a man of very
strong faith to have separate teeth for meat and dairy products and likewise
for Passover. That accounts for four sets of teeth. What about the fifth set?"
Morris looked around, leaned forward and spoke softly, "To tell you the
truth," he said, "once in a while, I like a ham sandwich."
A British Jew is waiting in line to be knighted by the Queen.
He is to kneel in front of her and recite a sentence in Latin when she taps
him on the shoulders with her sword. However, when his turn comes, he
panics in the excitement of the moment and forgets the Latin. Then, thinking
fast, he recites the only other sentence he knows in a foreign language,
which he remembers from the Passover seder:
“Ma nishtana ha layla ha zeh mi kol ha leylot.”
Puzzled, Her Majesty turns to her advisor and whispers, “Why is this knight
different from all other knights?”
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De Donka Fränkel Farkas
De Donka Fränkel Farkas
